A Guide for the Misguided

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the name's alyssa. i go by lyssa. oregon is the location and it's true, there's always rain here. i tend to be the shortest person most people know. currently enrolled in college, child development is my course. i'm nice if you're nice. oh and yes, i look and act older than i really am. any questions? ASK AWAY.
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why do i always seem to pick the oddest guys to talk to?

one is high as fuck and thinks everything is fine and dandy between us and the other is drunk and begging me to come over because he needs some companionship and “some fucking loving.”

sigh…

(Source: chalybeous)

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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4sphyxiate: sittiyadoe: bro omfg. SERIOUSLY OMFG