Cheating is never a fucking accident.
rumour: i asked my friend if she masturbated her vagina and she was like wow um no ew and then i laughed like for 9 hours because like dont we all
rumour: this is the best picture in the whole world im laughing so hard
you promised me, i wonder if you'll keep this...
You know what's fun to do?
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Go to someone you have added on Facebook, that you really don’t know / talk to, and stalk their photos. Go back to their first Profile Picture, and like it, and nothing else. They won’t message you, but you know they’re like “what the fuck…” Just enjoy knowing that. Enjoy it.
to whoever just asked about my theme
i fixed it. :D lol. i thought i was gonna have to change everything up. infinite scroll accidently got turned off. i turned it on. no page turning. :D woo.
Anonymous asked: how do u turn the page in this theme...?
If I'm in a relationship, I want that shit to...
muh-shell: Simply because you never know when your last smile is going to be.