A Guide for the Misguided

GUIDE FOR THE MISGUIDED.

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I'm Alyssa, but you can call me Lys. I'm 18, living in Portland, OR and attending Portland Community College. I'm currently single and I don't think I can convince myself to ever trust someone on that level again for a very long time. If there's anything important to know about me is that I never walk away from people, ever. I'm probably more blunt than I should be. My friend's consider me their advice guru. I'll probably keep dyeing my hair red for many years, because I think it's my signature look. I cuss like a sailor. My eyes change color according to the weather. I have my tongue pierced, and yes I know how to use it. No, I won't use it on you. Any more questions? Ask away. vvvv

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HEY HEY Keep asking me invasive questions or some shit.

I’ll rate your blog or something if you do. Or be anon, idc.

Be nice and ask me dirty shit, advice, whatever.

Dooo eeeett!

http://www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask

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Someone ask me questions. I’m upset and lonely.

Www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask

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Ask me stuff, people!
Dirty
Personal
Random
Advice
Sexual
Anything please!

I’m babysitting til 10 and I need entertainment.

Www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask

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Please for the love of god…

I am bored out of my fucking mind and none of my friends can/want to hang out. ):
Send me messages? Pleaseeee!
Ask me dirty shit, pet peeves, favorites, etc. Even ask me for advice!
Go go go!

Www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask
Www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask
Www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask

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Don’t go away anons!

I’m bored! Keep being weird. Hahaha.

Www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask

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Send me dirty questions or something.

I’m bored on spring break and nothing to do.
Ask me anything!!

Http://www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask
Http://www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask
Http://www.chalybeous.tumblr.com/ask

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someone want to come keep me company?

i’m quite sad tonight.