GUIDE FOR THE MISGUIDED.
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I'm Alyssa, but you can call me Lys. I'm 18, living in Portland, OR and attending Portland Community College. I'm currently single and I don't think I can convince myself to ever trust someone on that level again for a very long time. If there's anything important to know about me is that I never walk away from people, ever. I'm probably more blunt than I should be. My friend's consider me their advice guru. I'll probably keep dyeing my hair red for many years, because I think it's my signature look. I cuss like a sailor. My eyes change color according to the weather. I have my tongue pierced, and yes I know how to use it. No, I won't use it on you. Any more questions? Ask away. vvvv
Kid Snippets: "Wedding Jitters" (Imagined by Kids) - YouTube

Totally dying right now. This video cracks me the fuck up.

Whoregon.
Friggin love this shirt I found at value village. Hahaha.
So the facial mask I had on peeled off in one whole piece and created this creepy ass mask. 
Ew.
So someone I have added on Facebook snapped a picture of this guy after he crashed into a ditch on the worlds smallest motorcycle.
Can we please make this a meme or something? It has viral written all over it!
Don’t go away anons!

I’m bored! Keep being weird. Hahaha.

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LOL at the hair. Omfg.
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The secret of the narwhal is revealed. 
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